Cruisin' JOKES On Detergents + =)

~ ~ ~ On Ariel and Tide ~ ~ ~

Promoter: Misis, kapag pinaghalo ang Ariel at Tide, bubula kaya?

Misis: Aba, siyempre!

Promoter: Mali!

Misis: Bakit naman?

Promoter: Wala pang tubig, excited ka? =)

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Lolz! Thanks, 09161166324! My textmate for the day! Di raw niya alam if we're friends,
pero she texted me nice quotes kaya sige na nga, friends na tayo! Hahaha! =)
(Now, I wonder why I keep on wondering pa rin kung bakit marami akong stalkers.
Masyadong publicized ang aking number na 09163763718. Hahaha! =))

But this number, 09**6843012, was so "taray". I was just inquiring on his/ her products.
But then, he/she texted me "Ano ba? Bibili ka ba? Sinasayang mo lang load ko!"

I went to my dad and made "sumbong", hehehe! Here's our conversation: =)

Dad: Naka-ilang text ka ba?

MeG: More than 3.

Dad: Vague answer. I won't assume pero baka nangungulit ka na naman, hija.

Mom (nakiki-join=): Responsibility niya 'yun as seller. Si Meg nga, kahit na mga bogus
texters, hindi inaaway.

MeG: Less than 6 text messages lang naman po 'yun. Magalang naman po ako. Medyo magulo po kasi 'yung specs niya sa text eh.

Dad: Load-an mo na lang siya. And don't buy his/ her goods. Salesmen should always be pleasing in their negotiations.

MeG: Okay, will be sending her... (I texted a friend to do the load sharing =)

Dad: How much would you be sending?

MeG: P10 po.

Dad: Double it.

Mom (umeentra talaga=): Naku, okay na yan!

Dad: You'll never know how the law of karma shall work upon us. Be safe by favoring on the side of generosity.

MeG: Hmmm, okay na po! Alright pa! Hehe! =)

After a moment of silence...

MeG (winking): Hmmm, can I now get your promised gift?

Dad: What do you mean?

MeG: You know, the cash for my upcoming travel abroad? I want to go on a cruise, rem?
(Best wink ;-))

Dad: We're on a budget. Meralco bill natin tomorrow. More than 10K din 'yun, hija! Iilan lang tayo dito sa house tapos ang mahal mahal... blah-blah-blah... 'Yung internet, phone, ... , etc. bills pa...

MeG: Oh dad, you'll never know how the law of karma shall work upon us. Be safe by favoring on the side of generosity =).

Mom (umentra ulit, on her sweetest tone na =): At samahan mo na rin ng pang-groceries at pang-shopping ko tomorrow.

At wala na namang nagawa si dad. Ayos! =)